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Confessions Of A Psychotic Albino Monk Assassin In Da Vinci Holy Grail Money Trail Silas Sequel Prequel! It's A Religious Rocker Shocker!
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Jackson In Under Age Sex Case Outrage Non-Black Maniac US Comeback Last Chance 'Never Again' Ranch Seed Spiller Thriller Chiller!
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Harry Potter Gets Naked & Hairy & Makes Horses Wary In Scary Horse Killer Psycho Wizard
Thriller!
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Britney Spears Insanity Fears As She Shaves Head And Goes To Bed With Girls Instead!? It's A Can't Stand Her Head Banger
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The Truth, The Half Truth & Nothing Like The Truth... 
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 Skin And Bones Sent Home As FAT Makes Come Back! New IT Girl Is A Couldn't Be Sweeter, Can't Beat Her, Cake Eater!
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PAPARAZZI V's Stars! It's War!
 Stars Fight Back As
Hugh Grant Snaps &
Gives Pap A Slap
In Baked Bean Attack!
It's A High Fibre
Diet Riot!
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Paris Prison Fears As She Holds Back Tears & Upstages Britney Spears! She's Been Sent Down & Takes The Crown! It's A JailHouse Rocker Shocker!
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Scarlett Johansson World No.1 Sex Bomb Stunner!
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