Contact editor-in-cheat Pat Brien with any compliments, I mean comments, threats to sue, or any other stuff I'll probably
ignore.
Contact my no.1 reporter Duggy with job offers (unskilled), UFO sightings, ghost stories, gossip about soap operas,
jokes, personal problems, favorite colors for gold fish. Whatever. He'll appreciate seeing the mail and I'll read all the best ones
out for him.
Contact my team of immoral, scandal-mongering sociopaths with any gossip, news, or anything else about your favorite, or most
hated celebs, and we'll see if we can't get ourselves into a lawsuit, just for you!